pastel-anxiety: We should just all make our blogs porn blogs than what’s yahoo gonna do I mean they wouldn’t want to be the owner of a porn site am I right or am I right
do you ever notice how happier people seem without you and you just kind of “oh”
the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out.
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh